The Give-A-💩 Manifesto

WHEREAS IT IS AGREED THAT

1. There exist THINGS which one MUST DO; and
2. There exist THINGS which one WOULD ENJOY DOING; and
3. The above-listed THINGS may be MUTUALLY EXCLUSIVE;

IT IS RESOLVED THAT

1. Where a THING is ENJOYED and MUST BE DONE, one shall REVEL for one can easily give a 💩 about it; and
2. Where a THING is ENJOYED but whose execution is NOT REQUIRED, one shall strive to MAKE THE TIME for it, for it is good to do things one gives a 💩 about; and
3. Where a THING is NOT ENJOYABLE but MUST BE DONE, one shall give a 💩 about executing the THING with CARE AND ATTENTION; and
4. Where a THING is NOT ENJOYABLE and is NOT REQUIRED, one shall strive to ELIMINATE IT from the list of things one invites into their lives, for one should strive to fill their lives with things one gives a 💩 about.

AND THE MANIFESTO IS THUS RELEASED FOR APPLICATION on this day in the presence of these WITNESSES, the READERS.